Two High Court lawyers hired a secretary from a small town in the hills. She was attractive, and really hot but it was obvious that she knew nothing about city life.
One attorney said to the other, "Our secretary is so young, pretty and naive that she might be taken advantage of by some of those fast-talking city guys. Why don't we teach her what's right and what's wrong?"
"Great idea," said the partner. You teach her what's right."
In Canada Santa earned enough money to buy himself a brand new car. He drove out of the sales depot with an L-plate on the car. As the car zig-zagged down the main highway, a traffic cop picked him up, "Why are you going from one side of the road to the other?" he demanded. "I am learning how to drive," replied Santa "You have to have a driving teacher beside you. May I see your licence?" Santa pulled out an envelope from his pocket and replied, "Here, I am learning driving by correspondence."
A blonde went to an electronic shop in anger and threw her new laptop on the desk at a person from whom she bought.
She told the salesman, "You have cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop."
Salesman: "Madam, can you please try in front of me."
This is what she did:
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she wanted to transfer and selected CUT option. 2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC. 3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where she wanted to copy that file. 4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option. Salesman fainted....
"Does the company pay for my hospitalization?" he asked.
"No, you pay for it," the personnel director said. "We take it out of your salary each month."
"The last place I worked, they paid for it," said the Mulla.
"That's unusual," the personnel man said. "How much vacation did you get?"
"Six weeks," replied the Mulla.
"Did you get a bonus?" the personnel man asked.
"Yes," said the Mulla. "Not only that, they gave us an annual bonus, sent us a turkey on Thanksgiving, gave us the use of a company car and threw a big barbecue for us each year."
"Why did you leave?" asked the personnel director.