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Santa returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
She says no.
The answer angers him. "Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner?"
She again replies in the negative. By now the Santa is fuming.
He yells: "Come close and see, do I look like a foreigner?"
The wife says: "No."
The Santa who is seething with rage says: "All those women in London were fools. Every time I went out they would say: 'Look a foreigner'."
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This was when Santa was a little boy studying in a convent school.
He was busy doing his homework and as his mother approached she heard: "One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two... Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four... Three and three...
His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math.
Santa remarked that his teacher had taught him. His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework. The next day she stormed into little Santa's classroom and confronted the teacher. She told her about Santa's different way of doing math and his claims that she taught it that way to the class.
The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn't understand why Santa had said what he did.
Then suddenly, she exclaimed, "Oh, I know... here in school we say, one and one, the sum-of-which is two..."
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Santa and Banta are employed in a computer hardware store as movers. One day both of them are asked to move some computers. Santa being energetic that day does not feel the computer to be heavy at all. At the same time he sees that Banta is struggling very hard to lift his computer.
At this Santa says, "What Banta, my computer has 500 MB Hard Disk yours has just 250, even then you cannot lift it?"
At this Banta thinks for a while and replies "That is right, but my HD is full and yours is empty"
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Banta goes over to visit one of his friends.

While he is at her friend's house it starts to rain very heavily the type that is not going to stop.

His friend tells him to spend the night at his house and go home the next day.

When he hears this, he rushes out the door and comes a while later totally drenched and carrying a small bag.

So his friend asks, "Where did you run off too!"

Bant says, "I went home to get my pyjamas!"
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Banta goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"

To this Banta replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, Wash Basin ".
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Farmer Banta killed a lamb and hung it up for the night, intending to butcher it in the morning, but the next day it was gone.

He didnt tell a soul about it, and nothing happened for more than two months.

Then another farmer, Santa, who lived down the road, came by and said, "By the way Banta, did you ever find out who stole your lamb?"

"Nope," said Banta. "Not until just now."
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