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Santa and and his wife, Jeeto, went to a fair. Santa had never been on an airplane, was fascinated by a stunt plane and asked the pilot how much aride would cost.
"Rupees one thousand for 3 minutes" the pilot replied.
"That's too much" said Santa.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make any sound at all, you'll have to pay me the whole amount."
Santa and Jeeto agreed and went for a thrilling ride.
After they landed, the pilot said to Santa, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."
"Maybe so," said Santa, "but I gotta tell you, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
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A man approached a local in a village he was visiting, the local happened to be our Dear Santa. "What is the quickest way to the nearest City?"
Santa scratched his head.
"Are you walking or driving?" he asked the stranger.
"I am driving."
"That is the quickest way!"
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Efficiency expert, Banta, concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home. "
"Why?" asked somebody from the audience.
"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," Banta explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.
One day I told her, 'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"
"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.
"Actually, yes," replied Banta, "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."
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Santa in Delhi made a trunk call to his old friend in Amritsar. 'Banta yarr,' He said, 'I am in great difficulty. Can you send me Rs 500? I will return them within a month.'
'Hello! Hello!' replied Banta, 'I cannot hear you. The line is very faint.'
Santa repeated more loudly, 'Send me Rs 500. I will return them soon.'
"I cannot hear a word,' replied Banta, 'you ring me another time.'
The operator who was listening, interrupted, 'The line is absolutely clear. Your friend in Delhi wants you to send him Rs 500.'
Banta snapped back at the operator, 'If you can hear him clearly, why do not you lend him Rs 500?
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Santa comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work.
The little girl asks, "Daddy, I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"
Feeling his wife, Jeeto's gaze upon him, Santa explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system, and is very efficient."
"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."
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Banta and his fiance, Preeto, arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He asked if they had a license and, when they didn't, sent them off to get one.
They caught the town clerk just as he was locking up, and got the license from him. When they got back to the judge, he pointed out that they had filled the names in backwards -- his where hers belonged and vice versa.
Banta and Preeto
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