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Santa Banta were driving their Maruti to the spot where they intended to place their bomb.
Santa looked very worried. "Banta, what happens if the bomb we have on the back seat blows up before we get to the site?"
"Not to worry," replied Banta, "I have a spare one in my attach case."
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Santa is a store manager. One day he overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon."
Alarmed by what was being said, Santa rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am. Of course, we'll have some soon. In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago."
Then Santa drew the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never, never, never say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we ordered it and it's on its way. Now, what was it she wanted?"
"Rain."
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Two weeks after Santa is transfer into the promotion department, his old boss got a phone call.
"You told me Santa was a responsible worker!" yelled the furious head of promotion.
"Oh, he is," she confirmed. "In the year he worked in my department, the computer went down five times and had to be completely reprogrammed, the petty cash got misplaced six times, and I developed an ulcer. And each time Santa was responsible."
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Santa was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At 11:00AM, they brought him soup for lunch. He refused it.

At 2 PM, they again tried to serve him some soup, which he refused.

Again, at 5 PM and 7 PM, they tried, and both times Santa turned down the soup, so they gave up.

In preparation for the next day's test, they entered his room at 3 AM, 4 AM, and 6 AM and gave him an enema each time.

When Santa got home from the hospital after the tests, he told his wife, Jeeto, "Whatever you do, if you go to that hospital and they try to serve you soup, take it! If you refuse it, they sneak in while you're asleep and shove it up your @ss!
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Santa and Banta observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Santa: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked! "
Banta: "Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down! "
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There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11 A.M., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.

A worldwide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So
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